Pokemon Peanuts - Created by TeeKetch
car sex is only acceptable if you draw smiley faces on the fogged up windows afterwards
THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP
your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love yourself gurl
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"